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THOSE MUSCLEBOUND COWBOYS FROM SNAKE PIT GULCH is a delightful musical comedy set during the Gold Rush of 1849. Pinkerton Agent, Miss Daisy LaFleur, on a last chance mission to save her prestigious job, embarks on a solo assignment to the perilous town of Snake Pit Gulch. Her goal? To uncover corruption and put an end to the rampant claim jumping and dad gum stealing!
But SNAKE PIT GULCH isn’t your typical Wild West town. Here, men think nothing of falling for each other, and mail order brides or any women, for that matter are scarcer than a bar of soap at a mud wrestling contest. As Daisy Lafleur investigates, she faces danger, intrigue and a corrupt sheriff who wants to pluck her petals. But Daisy has eyes on an old fashioned cowboy and is ready to steal a heart or two as she always ...gets her man.
Will she emerge unscathed, with her corset strings still snatched tight? You’ll have to find out!
Muscle Bound Cowboys is a traditional book show, combining old fashioned musical comedy with a contemporary twist, promising 13 toe-tapping tunes, 7 hilarious roles for male identifying actors, and first class family entertainment.
COWBOY CREATORS
Andy Halliday
BOOK
Andy has performed Off Broadway in the original productions of “Vampire Lesbians of Sodom”, “Pyscho Beach Party”, “Red Scare On Sunset’ “Times Square Angel” and “The Lady In Question” for which he was awarded a Hirschfeld caricature and PLAYBILL’s “Scene Stealer of the Month Award.
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Andy has written and performed in “I Can’t Stop Screaming” and “Sex Slaves of the Lost Kingdom”, which was produced at QUICK by Julie Halston in New York. He wrote and performed in “Nothing But Trash’, “Up the Rabbit Hole”, and “Obsessed” all of which were produced at Theater For The New City”. “Cowboys has been a dream project of his, because of his love of musical comedies.
cj critt
LYRICS
CJ is a 40 year industry veteran - on stage, behind the microphone, and in the writer's room. Known for her versatility, voice work, and sense of humor, CJ’s latest stage work was the hit, Muscle Bound Cowboys (Lyrics) Desert Rose Playhouse in 2020 (for a Sold Out and Extended Run) and Queer Fest at The Kitchen in NYC, July 2019. She also appeared on stage in THE CHILDREN, at Stage West, just as the pandemic struck. Prior to that, she helmed the Georgia Dill Project (Book-Story development) for Echo Theater, Echo Reads, 2018. Elsie Janis and the Boys, based on the real life super trouper, Elsie Janis - the Bob Hope of WWI - (Book and Lyrics) at Rotunda Theater Dallas 2014, and The York Theater NYC, for multiple staged readings 2015 & 2016. One act musical, Dog Life, (Book and Lyrics) NJCU, 2011, Smithfield Little Theater of Virginia, 2012, Festival winner - New Plays. The Black Dahlia (Co-Author for Book and Lyrics) The York Theater, 2008. Rockbound - Sci-Fi musical at South Street Theater NYC, 1984. BMI Musical Theater Writers Workshop member 1985-1995,Cj has performed stand-up, solo shows, and at the National Poetry Slam. A Former staff writer for Disney Radio, she was a Broadway actress in Waltz of the Stork and is the ace narrator of 200 audio books. More at: cjcritt.com
Frank schiro
MUSIC
Pryor Rendering (music/lyrics): World Premiere, City Repertory Theatre, Oklahoma City and The American Theatre, Tulsa, OK, 2016. Those Musclebound Cowboys From Snake Pit Gulch (music) 2018. Simple Math (accompanying music): 2018 New York Fringe Festival. Twice Upon A Birthday (music), an opera for children’s sung by adults, World Premiere Tulsa Opera, 2015-16; commissioned by Connecticut Opera; The Happy Prince, (Book, music and lyrics), produced on Theatre Row in NYC, NYMF festival; The Beloved Dearly (Music), TADA! Theatre; Dog And His Master (Music and sound design), Lark Theater; Commedia Tonite! (Music and lyrics), Lark Theatre; Twelfth Night, Wild Pantalettes Of Verona and A Midsummer Night's Dream (Music and sound design), American Globe Theater.